Another Letter to My Fellow Travelers

Dear White Suburban Driver:
I know that here in the wilds of Atlanta, Georgia the large populations of deer, moose, elk and caribou make your vehicle choice the safe one. After all, you’d be dead six times over if it hadn’t been for the gas guzzling oversized vehicles you used to own that mowed down three dear, side swiped a pair of moose and had a close encounter with a caribou. I know that you put safety above all things when you drive - even above the conversation you’re having with your husband who’s on a business trip in Chicago. I would, however, implore you to remember that you share the road with smaller people. So, in this season of giving and peace, I ask as kindly as possible, please stay on your side of the road. Moron.

Cheerfully yours,
kmsqrd