Quo Vado?

I treated myself to a deep tissue massage yesterday. It was lovely, I even managed to zone out a couple of times. However, I think the whole thing would have been much more relaxing and productive if a minor change was made to the table. The table needs boob wells or holes.

Seriously. No, I'm not kidding. Trying to be comfortable while laying on a pair of breasts attached to you is difficult. They're just in the way. They don't allow proper pressure to be applied to my shoulders and upper back.

Even as I think of it, that wouldn't work so well. People are differently proportioned - with their boobs in different places w/rt their chins. So, we really need a memory foam that can 'solidify' for each person and be reset in between. Until someone finds one, I'll keep dreaming and trying to find a comfortable place for my boobs.